Well, that’s great. I’m going to have to leave the coffee shop soon because being the clumsy, overly anxious freak that I am, I managed to spill coffee all over my table and my jeans. As if I’m not self-conscious enough kist from being an ugly trans-freak, now I have a big coffee stain on my jeans to make me look even more disgusting.
I have such poor coordination that was never addressed during childhood, but it’s too late now. I’m tired of embarasing myself.